Ink, It's Everywhere

So for awhile now, I've been trying to figure out how on earth I get ink all over myself.  At IAMPETH, most people stayed relatively clean and tidy, while I was always covered in ink.

Yesterday I picked up my pen ONCE, and next thing you know, I have ink all over my hand.  AND, it's not even my right hand, it's my left hand.

How does this happen?  Who really knows.  But, I have a feeling that it has something to do with this one.